10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts