10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--