10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.