10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon