10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.