10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.