10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Welcome to kicker school
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.