10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?