10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)