10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Poker is for loners.