10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.