10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.