10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "No river, no fish."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"