10 Random Poker Quotes

How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
"No river, no fish."
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
"What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
"Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak