10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Welcome to kicker school
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.