10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Poker is for loners.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.