10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."