10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977