10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Poker is for loners.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.