10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"