10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword