10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers