10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear