10 Random Poker Quotes

After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
"you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson