10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Poker is for loners.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A