10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.