10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters