10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!