10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.