10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]