10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• You have to piss with the dick you have