10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier