10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.