10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Fold and live to fold again
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester