10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Welcome to kicker school
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.