10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.