10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it