10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• It's Free To Fold...
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die