10 Random Poker Quotes

"I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Welcome to kicker school
The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
It's Free To Fold...
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright