10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Welcome to kicker school
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.