10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls