10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.