10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek