10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-