10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "No river, no fish."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth