10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha