10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"