10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack