10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is