10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it